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Etherington
23 сентябрь 2022, Пятница
Etherington
In 1992 I took my girlfriend to Florida for our first vacation together. It was great - we stayed in that huge hotel opposite Sea World and had a...
Changes in English
23 сентябрь 2022, Пятница
Changes in English
The European Union commissioners have announced that agreement has been reached to adopt English as the preferred language for European...
Little Red Riding Hood and the Wolf
23 июнь 2022, Четверг
Little Red Riding Hood and the Wolf
by Roald Dahl As soon as wolf began to feel That he would like a decent meal, He went and knocked on Grandma’s door When Grandma opened it, she saw...
Short Stories
23 июнь 2022, Четверг
Short Stories
Santa was very cross. It was Xmas Eve and nothing was going right. Mrs. Claus had burned all the cookies. The elves were complaining about not...
Прейскурант переводческой фирмы
11 май 2010, Вторник
Прейскурант переводческой фирмы
Перевод с английского на русский $5/1500 зн. (= 1 стр., далее цена за стр.) Перевод с английского на русский так, чтобы было понятно каждому $40 То...
Room Service in Asia: Tendjewberrymud
05 май 2010, Среда
Room Service in Asia: Tendjewberrymud
Room Service: "Morny. Ruin sorbees" Guest: "Sorry, I thought I dialled room-service" RS: "Rye..Ruin sorbees..morny! Djewish to odor sunteen?" G:...
Инструкция пользования уборными артиллерийского полка
19 март 2010, Пятница
Инструкция пользования уборными артиллерийского полка
Уборная должна всегда содержаться в чистоте. В очки и писсуары уборной не должно бросать мусор, тряпки, окурки, спички, грязь, остатки пищи....
Система английских времен с точки зрения употребления глагола to vodka
06 май 2009, Среда
Система английских времен с точки зрения употребления глагола to vodka
Во-первых, необходимо уяснить, что в исследуемом языке существуют глаголы: неопределенные (Indefinite), то есть неизвестно, пьешь ты или не пьешь....
Murphy's Laws of Combat
22 март 2008, Суббота
Murphy's Laws of Combat
If the enemy is in range, so are you. Incoming fire has the right of way. Automatic weapons - aren't. Suppressive fire - won't. Don't look...
Men & Women's English
16 февраль 2008, Суббота
Men & Women's English
Women's English Yes = No No = Yes Maybe = No I'm sorry = You'll be sorry We need = I want It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious...